I enjoy the prankster-dom of April Fool's Day. My bad.
When I was young, I put salt in my Dad's sugar bowl. You have to understand Dad was a stoic German father. There were NO shenanigans at the table-none--no where, no how. Don't get me wrong, Dad had a sense of humor. Just not when it came to mealtime.
I was fool hardy enough to think he'd get a chuckle out of an April Fool's joke.
Yeeee-aaaaa....not so much.
To say I had to run fast is an understatement. By that evening, I just got a stern look and a low "Better not do that again." Never heard about my April Fool's joke again.