Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Living With A Woman

So you think you want to live with a woman? You want a happy, harmonious relationship? It's pretty easy you know.  We are a loving, pleasing, generous lot.

But let's get the ground rules straight from the get-go.

The dishwasher is less than 24 inches from the sink.  This means dirty dishes go in the dishwasher not the sink. The only rare exception to this is when the dishes in the dishwasher are clean, otherwise, put your dishes in the dishwasher, not on the nightstand, not on the coffee table, not on the computer desk, in the dishwasher please.

The toilet seat goes down when you're finished. Never an exception to this.  Never.
See this?  It should look like this.

Clothes go in the closet/drawers or in the laundry basket.  Read that?  It is a period.  There are no other places for clothes, not on the floor, not on a chair, not on a door handle.

About that bathroom sink....

Wash down the toothpaste spit.  This dries into a hard cement petri dish of germs.
 Don't ask me why this sink is turned sideways, blogger has a mind of it's own on this one.  I can't rotate it, but you get the idea.

Same goes for whisker shavings, rinse them down the sink.  Gross! Gag me. Blech!
There now, isn't that easy?

                                                                     We love you man!

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