Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Uncle Bill's Witicisms; Part II


Do you remember Uncle Bill? Let me remind you....
This first paragraph was posted August 27, 2009.
Uncle Bill is a dear ole' chap with a keen sense of humor. He has always been a favorite of my hubby. UB, now in his 80's, sends us witicisms he gets from who knows where. They are all hand written. He keeps the original and sends us the copy-from carbon paper no less. I didn't realize they still made carbon paper! (I will be glad to give the author credit if I could find out the author!) Thanks Uncle Bill, you keep us smiling.

We heard from Uncle Bill again, so I will share more of his wit.
* If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
* If I agree with you, we'd both be wrong.
* A dog has an owner, a cat has a staff.
* Where do people from Hawaii go on vacation?
* Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
* I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
* The early bid gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
* It's easier to get older than to get wiser.
* When in doubt, mumble.
* Just smile and nod and back away.

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