Monday, November 30, 2009

Kids Say The Darndest Things


All little kids say the funniest things. My sons said their share of side splitting anecdotes. So as not to embarrass them to pieces, I'll share some other children's comments.
This was a questionnaire asked to several children. These are the best. I can't even imagine what some teachers hear in class.
1. How do you decide who to marry?
--You gotta find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like sports and she should keep the chips and dip coming.Joey, age 8
--No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Cassie, age 10
2. How can a stranger tell if 2 people are married?
--You might have to guess, depending on whether they're yelling at the same kids. Ryan, age 10
3. What do you think your Mom and Dad have in common?
--They both don't want any more kids. Laura, age 8
4. What do most people do on a date?
--Dates are for having fun and they should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Annika, age 10
--On the first date they tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to to on a second date. Maria, age 10
5. When is it okay to kiss someone?
--When they're rich. Kendra, age 10
--The law says when you're 21, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. Tucker, age 8
--The rule is, if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids. It's the right thing to do. Evan, age 8
Or there was the time (ture story) my sister-in-law was driving with her 5 year old past a house on fire. He looked at his Mom and said, "Smells like dinner!"

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