Friday, September 18, 2009

Church Humor


A friend sent this to me. Why do I find always find church humor so funny? Maybe because as I was growing up, my German father wouldn't allow us to crack as much as a smile sitting in the pew beside him. Sometimes my sister and I would start laughing and you know when you start laughing and you know you shouldn't? Man, that was tough!
These were errors in church bulletins:
-Fasting and Prayer Conference--included meals.
-Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping. Bring your husbands.
-Don't let worry kill you off. Let the church help.
-For those of you that have children and don't know it, there's a nursery downstairs.
-Tryouts for the church choir. They need all the help they can get.
-A bean soup supper will be held on Tuesday night. Music will follow.
-The sermon topic for Sunday is "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to the choir practice.
-The church will host a evening supper, light entertainment and gracious hostility.
-Tonight there will be a hymn sing in the park across the street from the church. Bring your blanket and be prepared to sin.
-Low self esteem group meets Thursdays at 7 pm. Use the back door.
-Weight Watchers will meet Wednesday at 7 pm. Use the large double door at the side entrance.
-The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet this Sunday. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
-Bible study is held every Tuesday morning at 11. Lunch will be served after the B.S. is done.

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